The following quotes were taken from actual medical records
as dictated by physicians...
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and
he was feeling better.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day
it had completely disappeared.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing
me in 1983
Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing,
and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should
fall to the floor.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears
to be depressed.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get
Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant
with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate
directions in early December.
The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for
her original complaints.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his
airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
She is numb from her toes down.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.